Gametime!: Serial Killer or Rapper?

As a lifelong fan of hip-hop I can tell you firsthand that the line between serial killer and rapper is a thin one.  Not only are they both chemically imbalanced, but both glorify bloody murders and carnage.  Taken out of context, its almost impossible to tell which is which.  So let’s get it started…Read the quote and guess whether it was spit on a hot ass beat, or mumbled into a microphone behind plate glass window.

1.  “When this monster entered my brain, I will never know, but it is here to stay.”

2.  “I didn’t want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them.”

3.  “This is no way to be.  Man ought to be free.  That man should be me.”

4.  “Lets buy guns and kill those kids with dads and moms with nice homes.”

5.  “[I’m not] trying to shoot you, I’m trying to chop you into pieces and eat you.”

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Guess the Crime!

Welcome to a new game featured here at Boston’s Buck.  Pretty simple concept.  Take a look at the picture and guess which crime this man committed.

Did he….

a) Kill a neighbor’s dog because it barked too loudly

b) Stole sausage from elders in the nude

c) Put on an inappropriate puppet show for children

keep reading below for the answer…

Serial Killer or Rapper?

Welcome to my first installment of “Serial Killer or Rapper.”  As a lifelong fan of hip-hop I can tell you firsthand that the line between serial killer and rapper is a thin one.  Not only are they both chemically imbalanced, but both glorify bloody murders and carnage.  Taken out of context, its almost impossible to tell which is which.  So let’s get it started…

1. “Believe me, if I started murdering people there’d be none of ya left.
2. “If you fuck with me the police are gonna have to come and get me.”
3. “I always had a fetish for murder and death.”
4. “Kill one and you might as well kill 21.”
5. “Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill you quicker.”

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Would You Hit It? German Porn Redub Chick

Talk about a professional.  Only in Germany do you find a cougar like this giving this much effort in a porn overdub.  Sure, she could have called it in and just moaned a little here and there and it woulda been sufficient.  But this 50-something went all out.  Hand slapping, thumb sucking, and puckering.  Dirty little girl.  She really gave that thumb a nice once over.  Hmmm.  I gotta say, I think I’d hit it.