Top 5 Reasons Why I Haven’t Updated the Site Lately

So I’ve been inactive as hell at updating this blog, and for the people that check in often for all of the latest retarded news and sputterings of an asshole (me) I’m sorry.  But I do have some good reasons.

Reason #1 – Fuck this weather

I know it’s only mid-November, but any true Bostonian will tell you that after October we start dreading doing just about anything.  We have 2 1/2 seasons in Boston, Summer, Winter and about a week of Fall.  There’s very little buffer from hoody weather to “holy shit I can’t feel my face” weather.  And I freeze in August.  So once the temp dipped below 50, I got extremely overwhelmed and layed under the covers every chance I got.  Is this a good excuse not to blog?  No, but it is a definite reason.

Reason #2 – It was my birthday

I celebrated my 25th birthday this past weekend.  I’m quickly creeping up on the age I dread, and to tell you the truth, it kind of depressed me.  I spent time trying to forget about it, and did my best not to look at the date, which meant not wanting to update a site that seemed to be counting down to my mid-20s.  Plus, I drank excessively and forgot I even had a site for a few days.  Happy birthday to me.

 

Reason #3 – Modern Warfare 3 came out

Yea, I know I’m 25 now.  I should probably stop playing video games.  And I should definitely stop playing video games as much as I do.  But I really don’t even care.  I’m from the generation of kids that had console after console while growing up.  Nintendo, Sega, Super Nintendo, N64, Playstation, Xbox, and now next gen consoles.  Video games have been part of my life since I was 4.  I’m not just gonna stop, especially since the games they make now are unbelievable.  Modern Warfare 3 is amazing and addicting as hell.  If I have to choose between playing MW3 with my buddies or combing through the internet for ridiculous stories to blog about, I’m probably picking up the sticks and popping caps in asses 99/100 times.

 

Reason #4 – Football and TV in general

You already know about my obsession with football.  Maybe now you can see how serious I am.  I’ve watched every second I could of football this season, that’s what happens when you do fantasy football with high stakes.  So every Thursday, Sunday and Monday I’m glued to the TV rooting for players you’ve probably never heard of.  It doesn’t stop there though.  My favorite shows are on TV right now, airing new episodes just about every day.  Here’s my schedule…

Sunday – Football

Monday – Football/repeat of Dexter

Tuesday – Sons of Anarchy

Wednesday – South Park

Thursday – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Football

When it comes down to it, I want to be entertained just as much as you do when you look for articles on this site.  These shows are extremely entertaining.

Reason #5 – I’m Lazy

So lazy I stopped writing this article 3 separate times to do absolutely nothing.  Fuck it.  I’m gonna try my best to update this site more often, but like I said, I have a lot of excuses.  Keep reading.