KOIN – Washington County investigators have chosen not to file charges in a disturbing incident involving pictures released on the internet of a Portland-area woman and her boyfriend with a dead horse. The 21-year-old woman told Washington County Sheriff’s Office detectives she wanted to “feel one” with a horse, according to a WCSO incident report. After the horse had been put down and gutted, the woman undressed and crawled inside the carcass of the dead horse and took pictures to prove it. “At some point you in your career you say yeah I’ve seen a lot of bad stuff — you see this kind of picture and you realize maybe you haven’t seen everything, ” said Washington County Sgt. Dave Thompson.
I’m with the Sarge on this one. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, huh? Since I started this site, I’ve come across some pretty crazy stories and tried joking about them in some way. From dolphin sex to guys married to mannequins and sex dolls, I’ve felt like nothing would surprise me if I read about it online. But I’m speechless right now. Really bitch? You’re really gonna strip naked and jump into the carcass of a dead horse? Why? That’s just disgusting. I don’t think this is a sexual thing? Maybe it is. Pretty kinky and foul if it is. I don’t want to know what kind of images pop up on Google if you type in “dead horse porn” but I have a feeling it’s something I’d never be able to unsee, therefore I’m not checking it out. This is one of those stories I just have to shake my head at and chalk it up to this crazy fucked up world we live in and move on.
PS – How do you date this chick? This batshit crazy chick has a boyfriend…meanwhile I can’t get a girl to look at me even if I have a wad of cash stuck in my zipper. Fuck that.