I was trying to think of what my next “What I Like” article would be after the first installment. I know these aren’t always going to be in chronological order of what I like, but right behind Boston, I gotta say asses are what I like the most in life. They probably should have been #1, but hey, what are ya gonna do? When I say I like asses, I mean I live for them. 99% of the time, that’s the first thing I notice on a girl. If I’m walking around outside, sometimes my senses are on overload. Sure, I’m scoping out the hot girls asses all around town, but then I find myself looking at asses of girls that are, for a lack of a better word, fugly. It doesn’t really matter. I’ll give it a gander. Alotta times you’ll find a diamond in the rough. All shapes, sizes and color are fine with me for the most part. A tight, compact white girl ass…a thick, voluptuous Latina buttocks…a small, barely there Asian badonk…it’s cool with me. I respect and admire all ass. In the words of the late great Big Pun, “I love from butter pecan to blackberry mollass’…I don’t discriminate, I regulate every shade of that ass.” Sure, a nice pair of boobs are great, but for me, I’ll be an ass man till the day I die. I just hope the way I die is getting some ass when I’m a dirty old man. That’d be poetic.