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Mrs. Brady Talks About Getting Crabs From Former New York Mayor

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So Florence Henderson played Mrs. Brady on The Brady Bunch back in the day and was a hot little piece of ass apparently.  She’s doing a book tour for her memoir’s and she keeps on talking about how she got crabs from former New York mayor John Lindsay.  I have a problem with that.  This guy has been dead for over a decade but that doesn’t mean this bitch should be talking about the time he gave her crabs.  Some things are sacred.  In press conferences you don’t talk about religion, politics, or who gave you STDs once upon a time.  I’d be pissed if I croak and then girls come out of the woodwork talking about the time I gave them syphilis or ghonnorea.  Some shit should stay between the sheets is all I’m saying.  What happened to the days where you get your prescription in shame and never talk about it again?  Now we have tell-all memoirs where even crabs can come up and be talked about on national TV.  And I thought I could trust Mrs. Brady to do the right thing.  Guess not.

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