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Get a Flexor…The Newest Penis-Shaped Workout Tool

One of my favorite things in the world is infomercials that are ridiculous.  This is my new favorite.  Who wouldn’t want to workout in a manner that is best described as “masturbatory-weightlifting?”  Forget the Shakeweight, the Flexor is the new king of embarrassing home fitness.  Just look at those personal trainers and jacked men beat this thing off in the middle of a field.  It’s infomercial gold.  Just a bunch of guys, grabbing a ball or two, jerking the Flexor off like a sex addicted weight lifter.  Of course these guys have never had a workout like this.  I bet they’ve never been as emotionally scarred and emasculated after a workout quite like what happened with the Flexor.