Woman Offers Sexual Favors for Chicken McNuggets
Burbank Leader – A Los Angeles woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said. Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said. A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.
What is going on with these fast food stories? First, in a sign that the apocalypse is among us, Burger King decides to deliver, now we have prostitutes forcefully giving head for chicken McNuggets in the drive thru. What the fuck are they putting in the chickens to make this woman bug out? I mean, what we have here is a chickenhead, fucking for some chicken, and that’s a sentence I never thought I’d ever write in my life. But come on Khadijah…McNuggets? Really? It’s like a dollar for four of these fuckers. Blowjobs for a dollar’s worth of food? Come on, you’re better than that. At least try and get a few McDoubles out of the situation. Something classy like angus burgers might be out of the question, but anything is better than McNuggets. And if you do want to pull this off for sexual favors, you need to execute it better. You don’t just run up on the drive thru and start opening doors and asking for nuggets while cupping their nuggets. That’s poor form.
PS – Some guy really refused this offer and called the cops? Come on. I mean, if you don’t want a blowjob for cheap, then just politely say no and go home and eat your McDonald’s. There’s no reason to get the police involved. Then you’re just ruining it for the rest of us.
Posted on January 20, 2012, in Girls, WTF? and tagged mcnuggets sexual favors prostitute, prostitute sexual favor mcnuggets, woman offers sexual favor for chicken mcnuggets. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.