Craziest Home Burglary Report EVER…WTFFFFFF?

I have no idea what to believe anymore.  My jaw is literally on the ground.  Is this real life?  Can something like this actually happen?  Something tells me this guy is telling the truth.  I want to believe him and the possibility that this report is 100% fact.  Hell, if he’s admitting to masturbating to a porn in the police report, something tells me he’s a pretty truthful guy.  This is so bizarre though.  A guy breaks into your basement with a gun and videotapes you beating off?  What the fuck?  Then before he leaves he force feeds your dog shrooms and kills it.  Why waste perfectly good mushrooms and implement them into this breaking, entering and voyering?  It baffles me.  The only thing I can think of is that someone really wanted to ruin this guys life.  That’s the only reason I would do this.  Blackmail him with the video and then kill the dog that he loves.  Done and done.  This can’t be life.

About SickBuck

I am the mighty Sick Buck, and this is where you bow before me. I'm 24 and live in South Boston, Massachusetts. I'm a diehard sports fan, like to make fun of things and enjoy the touch of a woman. This is a blog that shows a Bostonian's view on the world.

Posted on September 30, 2011, in WTF? and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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