That Looks Like It Hurt, Bro

That is Johnny Hoogerland and that is what happens when you crash into barbed wire at the Tour de France.  Looks pretty painful, no?  Not sure how this can happen though.  I want to know how it happened, but am not nearly interested enough in biking to do the research.  If it’s ever on SportsCenter I turn it off immediately.  But come on Hoogerland, you’re supposed to be a professional, try not wiping out on a turn and end up looking like you got whipped by a dominatrix.

PS – Nice tan line bro…I’d rather be pale as shit (which I absolutely am) then look I’m two toned from the neck down and waste up.  And don’t blame the tiny bike shorts either.  Embrace your paleness or fuckin fix it.

About SickBuck

I am the mighty Sick Buck, and this is where you bow before me. I'm 24 and live in South Boston, Massachusetts. I'm a diehard sports fan, like to make fun of things and enjoy the touch of a woman. This is a blog that shows a Bostonian's view on the world.

Posted on July 12, 2011, in Ouch and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. He got pushed by another guy who fell, after he was knocked of his bike by a car who tried to pass them. Just watch on youtube..

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