Mother Gives 7-Year-Old Daughter Fake Tits for Birthday

Fashionista–   If you thought botox mom was bad, now hear this: 50-year-old Brit Sarah Burge, known as the “Human Barbie” for her addiction to plastic surgery (she’s spent over $800,000 on procedures), is passing on her passion for plastic to her seven-year-old daughter Poppy.  Burge, a party planner and–per the Daily News–an “erotic novelist,” made headlines last year for teaching Poppy to pole dance. Now Burge is racking up column inches again for giving her daughter a $9,850 voucher for a boob job as a seventh birthday present. According to the Daily Mail, Burge told British mag Closer, “Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she’s 16, when it’s legal.” Poppy reportedly “squealed with delight” upon opening her present, saying “I can’t wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They’re pretty.”  “Some people think it’s controversial and I get angry when strangers say I’m a bad mother because I don’t think there’s any harm in giving her this gift,” Burge told Closer mag. “Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside. Girls don’t want Snow White and Cinderella any more. They want to be WAGs and famous like Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga. I’m just supporting her and making her dreams come true.”

So this is real life, huh?  I assume that this chick is fucked three ways to Sunday, so it doesn’t surprise me that she thinks this is a normal gift for a 7 year-old.  Spending $800,000 on plastic surgeries might seem like a lot to a sane person, but not Burge, she knows this is the ticket to success in society and is just passing that trick on to her daughter.  After all, it’s not like this mother is an attention whore just trying to become famous for no reason.  Might as well just pop the idea that your daughter will never be beautiful unless she gets surgeries like mommy when she has the cognitive skills of a gold fish.  This chick is right about one thing though, these kids don’t want Snow White or Cinderella.  They’d rather be 16 & Pregnant or on Teen Cribs.  Know how you get knocked up or get rich?  (Tits?)….Damn.

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About SickBuck

I am the mighty Sick Buck, and this is where you bow before me. I'm 24 and live in South Boston, Massachusetts. I'm a diehard sports fan, like to make fun of things and enjoy the touch of a woman. This is a blog that shows a Bostonian's view on the world.

Posted on June 10, 2011, in WTF? and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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